I've had them for about a week and a half and they are still green.. and I swear they are getting harder.
It's really quite a horrible ordeal
ok
I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream
stop posting
I got my allowance but I spent it all on ice cream
U R Bananas
You have to massage your bananas everyday for them to ripen to a proper yellow. Try gently squeezing at the base right above the stem of the banana, and slowly and continuously stroke up and down. Do this for about 5 to 10 minutes a day for the next week.
Last edited by Mad Pino Rage; 10-21-2011 at 11:35 PM.
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Are you sure those aren't dicks?
That would have been too obvious. Also she was asking for a good hard banana which is why I stole her phone.
using a banana as a dildo should soften it up
i mean, at least that's what I heard
It also softens dicks.
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